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mythicsalmon
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Info [] I am shorter than 5'4. (Hell no, I'm tall.) [x] I think I'm ugly sometimes. (I don't just think it.) [x] I have many scars. (And soon to get a new one on my knee.) [x] I tan easily. (Its good cause I hate sunscreen with a passion.) [] I wish my hair was a different color. (Nah, I'm fine with it.) [] I have friends who have never seen my natural hair color. [] I have a tattoo. (I wish... give me time...) [x] I am self-conscious about my appearance. (I think its a requirement of being female. I hate to follow the crowd on this one but I'd be lying if I said no.) [x] I have/I've had braces. (I needed them too. Thanks mom and dad!) [] I wear glasses (Yay for working eyes!) [x] I would get plastic surgery if it were 100% safe, free of cost, and scar-free. [x] I've been told I'm attractive by a complete stranger. (Its always black guys who like my ghetto booty, sad to say. I have nothing against black men, just wish I had a smaller ass.) [x] I have more than 2 piercings. (I never wear anything in them anymore.) [] I have piercing in places besides my ears. [x] I have freckles. (a few, no big deal.)
Family/Home Life [x] I've sworn at my parents. [] I've run away from home. (They aren't that bad, just super annoying sometimes.) [] I've been kicked out of the house. (My mom would but my dad loves me and wouldn't.) [x] My biological parents are together. (Sadly.) [] I have a sibling less than one year old. [] I want to have kids someday. [] I've lost a child.
School/Work [x] I'm in school. (Maybe not for long.) [x] I have a job. [x] I've fallen asleep at work/school. (I hate those 8 am classes!!!) [] I almost always do/did my homework. (Hahahaha fuck that noise!) [] I've missed a week or more of school. (Well unless you count when I dropped out of high school.) [] I've been on the Honor Roll within the last 2 years. [x] I failed more than 1 class last year. (Christ I suck as school...) [] I've stolen something from my job. [] I've been fired.
Embarrassment [x] I've slipped out an "lol" in a spoken conversation. [] Disney movies still make me cry. [] I've peed from laughing. [x] I've snorted while laughing. [x] I've laughed so hard I've cried. [] I've glued my hand to something. [] I've had my pants rip in public.
Health [x] I was born with a disease/impairment. (ADD) [] I've gotten stitches/staples. [] I've broken a bone. (My bones are dense and sturdy!) [] I've had my tonsils removed. [x] I've sat in a doctors office/emergency room with a friend/relative. (When I got asthma my mom took me to the emergency room.) [] I've had my wisdom teeth removed. [] I had a serious surgery. [x] I've had chicken pox. [] I've had measles
Traveling [x] I've driven over 200 miles in one day. [x] I've been on a plane. [] I've been to Canada. [x] I've been to Mexico [] I've been to Niagara Falls. [] I've been to Japan. (Hopefully for a vacation some time, though!) [] I've celebrated Mardi Gras in New Orleans. [x] I've been to Europe. [] I've been to Africa.
Experiences [] I've gotten lost in my city. [x] I've seen a shooting star. [] I've wished on a shooting star. [] I've seen a meteor shower. [x] I've gone out in public in my pajamas. [x] I've pushed all the buttons on an elevator. (Tee hee.) [x] I've kicked a guy where it hurts. (I normally don't do this.. it was an accident.) [x] I've been to a casino. (Booooring!) [] I've been skydiving. (I wish!!) [] I've gone skinny dipping. [] I've played spin the bottle. [] I've drank a whole gallon of milk in one hour. [] I've crashed a car. [x] I've been skiing. (Cross country and downhill. Downhill rocks but they are both cool.) [x] I've been in a play. [] I've met someone in person from myspace. [x] I've caught a snowflake on my tongue. [] I've seen the Northern lights. [x] I've sat on a roof top at night. [] I've played chicken. [x] I've played a prank on someone. (heh heh) [x] I've ridden in a taxi. [x] I've seen the Rocky Horror Picture Show. [x] I've eaten sushi. (And its delicious!!!) [] I've been snowboarding.
Relationships [] I'm single. [x] I'm in a relationship. [] I'm engaged. [] I'm married. [] I've gone on a blind date. [] I've been the dumped more than the dumper. [] I miss someone right now. [] I have a fear of abandonment. [] I've gotten divorced. [x] I've had feelings for someone who didn't have them back. [] I've told someone I loved them when I didn't. [] I've told someone I didn't love them when I did. [x] I've kept something from a past relationship. [x] I've had a crush on someone of the same sex. (PS ITS YOU RYU!) [] I've had a crush on a teacher. [x] I am a cuddler. [] I've been kissed in the rain. [] I've hugged a stranger. (Ewwww!!!) [] I have kissed a stranger. (EWWWWWW!!!)
Honesty/Crime [x] I've done something I promised someone else I wouldn't. [x] I've done something I promised myself I wouldn't. (I swear this is a full time occupation of mine...) [] I've snuck out of my house. [x] I have lied to my parents about where I am. [] I am keeping a secret from the world. [x] I've cheated while playing a game. [x] I've cheated on a test. [x] I've run a red light. [x] I've been suspended from school. [x] I've witnessed a crime. [x] I've been in a fist fight. [] I've been arrested.
Drugs/Alcohol [x] I've consumed alcohol. (I've been drunk plenty of times but really, I don't do it much anymore.) [] I regularly drink. [] I've passed out from drinking. (I've NEVER passed out from drinking. That's retarded.) [] I have passed out drunk at least once in the past 6 months. [x] I've smoked weed. [x ] I've taken painkillers when I didn't need them. (Like right now!) [x] I've eaten shrooms. (Sooooo fun!) [] I've popped E. [] I've inhaled Nitrous. [x] I've done hard drugs. [x] I have cough drops when I'm not sick. (Hey, I was in middle school... leave me alone!) [x] I can swallow about 5 pills at a time no problem. [x] I have been diagnosed with clinical depression. [] I have been diagnosed with one or more anxiety disorder. [x] I shut others out when I'm depressed. [] I take anti-depressants. (Shit no, I hate those things and would never take any ever again. I'm glad they work for some people but they just aren't for me.) [] I'm anorexic or bulimic. [x] I've slept an entire day when I didn't need it. [x] I've hurt myself on purpose. [] I've woken up crying.
Death and Suicide [] I'm afraid of dying. [x] I hate funerals. [x] I've seen someone dying. [] Someone close to me has attempted suicide. [] Someone close to me has committed suicide. [x] I've planned my own suicide. (I'd never end my life prematurely, but if I for instance had terminal cancer or something I'd off myself before things got too gross. I wouldn't want my family and friends to watch me die slowly.) [] I've attempted suicide. [] I've written a eulogy for myself. (hahaha wow)
Materialism [] I own over 5 rap CDs. [x] I own an iPod or MP3 player. (I own two!) [] I have an unhealthy obsession with anime/manga. [] I own multiple designer purses, costing over $100 a piece. [] I own something from Hot Topic. [] I own something from Pac Sun. ( [] I collect comic books. [] I own something from The Gap. [x] I own something I got on e-bay. (A flashlight!) [] I own something from Abercrombie.
Random [x] I can sing well. [] I've stolen a tray from a fast food restaurant. [x] I open up to others easily. (I am pretty honest.) [] I watch the news. [] I don't kill bugs. [x] I hate hearing songs that sacrifice meaning for the sake of being able to rhyme. [x] I curse regularly. [] I sing in the shower. [] I am a morning person. [] I paid for my cell phone ring tone. [x] I'm a snob about grammar. [] I am a sports fanatic. (Most team sports bore me to tears, but I like gymnastics and combat sports.) [] I twirl my hair. [] I have "x"s in my screen name. [] I love being neat. [] I love spam. [] I've copied more than 30 CD's in a day. [x] I bake well. [x] My favorite color is either white, yellow, pink, red or blue. (Red for the win!) [x] I've worn pajamas to school. (On pajama day.) [] I like Martha Stewart. [] I know how to shoot a gun. (It can't be that hard but I've never fired a real gun.) [] I am in love with love. [] I am guilty of tYpInG lIkE tHiS. [] I laugh at my own jokes. [] I eat fast food weekly. (No! Its evil!) [] I believe in ghosts. (Nope. I roll with science.) [] I am online 24/7, even as an away message. [x] I've not turned anything in and still got an A in a certain class. (I test well.) [] I can't sleep if there is a spider in the room. (I think spiders are cool.) [] I am really ticklish. [] I love white chocolate. (Its a foul, disgusting substance.) [] I bite my nails. [x] I play video games. (DDR and DOA 4) [] I'm good at remembering names. [] I'm good at remembering dates. [x] I have no idea what I want to do for the rest of my life.